Disclaimer this post is a joke.
Look I tend to get asked why I’m single a lot. Like way to much! This might have something to do with the whole being on a dating app (though I’m literally there for entertainment and inspiration (look I can’t help it that when someone sends a hilarious pick up line it sparks a good storyline in my head and I’m then inspired to write or I have a conversation and then it sparks a desire to make a video about something?)) Anyway… I was sitting in my room the other day working on Stormy Ville (a per usual) and I had this hilarious thought! (This particular thought was inspired by a message I had received days prior.) I would like to make it completely clear that I do not remember the name of this person nor am I throwing shade at them in any way. I’m just telling you what they said because it’s relevant to the story.

The thing that sparked the thought was as I mentioned a message I’d received days prior. Something a long the lines of “girl how are you single are all the guys around you blind?” and honestly it cracked me up. Before you ask no I didn’t add said person back. I just noted it and laughed. Then a few days later my brain was swirling with thoughts as per usual and that one crossed my mind and I had an idea 💡! But really quick I’m going to show you the best I can of how this played out in my head okay?
“Hmhmhmhmhmhm” This is me singing.
“Omg why are you single are all the guys around you blind or something?” The voice in my head squeals in a very annoyingly funny way.
“Bitchhhhhh…” pauses in thought. “No! I’m single because I’m in love with three men and all of them are fictional! I made them up! I’d rather be on a date with them than a real date – mostly because I have terrible taste in men but take that as you will.”
This was literally a whole ass conversation I had with myself. Then I was like oh I should write a blog post about this. And now here we are. Now that we’ve finished our joke portion of the post here’s a bit of a more serious conversation topic.
I’ve talked about it before (I think) but genuinely dating with chronic illness is something I’m struggling to navigate. So tend to keep to myself, that and I have like three places I go that aren’t doctors these places are like my favorite spots in the whole world. One of them is an antique store. And I’m not about to share my favorite store with someone just for us to not work out! I know that seems a bit dramatic but I need my comfort store. It’s a thing.
So to summarize I’m single because I prefer the company of the fictional men I made up. Maybe if I focus hard enough one of them (fingers crossed (it’s more likely to be Brookes as he’s human)) will walk up to me at one of my favorite places and be like “I’ve been looking for you…” but not in a creepy way in that romantic, invisible string kind of way. So yes I’m single. No the men around me aren’t blind. Truthfully they probably think I am or that I’m just an asshole. Either way honestly I don’t really mind. My heart longs for one particular person. Though I’ve not a clue who or where they are, if we’ve met or not. I stand firm in the invisible string theory, the soulmates, the stories of two people destined to be together no matter what. Cultivated in the stars just for each other. A beautiful story.
I stand with my saying that I’ve said for years, my story is taking so long only so it’ll be the greatest love story ever written. The story greater than I could have ever imagined and one that will make my jaw drop. The fairytale, the dream, the forever and always. It’s a thing.
It’ll be worth the wait.
As always, I hope you enjoyed and until next time stay safe, love hard and protect your peace ❤
XOXO Hails
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